I will never grow up
Sunday, October 30, 2005
You're a Brash and Irresponsible ruler. You love
the fact that your the Supreme Emperor, but you
don't like the fact that you actually have to
work. You'd rather brush it off on your
advisors and other assistants. The general
public sees you as a fun-loving and generous
guy, but the ones that are closest to you are
plotting against you. Your advisors think you
are weak and unfit to rule, so watch your back
and start pulling your weight or you might go
the way of Julius Caesar.
Imagine a world... where you were in charge...(with Anime Pics)
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UH!!! AM I NOW?!?!?! I'M OFFENDED!!!! JUST COS I KILL EVERYONE TO CHECK THEY DIDN'T LIE!!! *bursts into tears*
Ways to Annoy People in an Elevator......
1. Set up a lemonade stand.
2. Hum the Mission Impossible theme song while darting your eyes around.
3. Drop a dollar, and when someone goes to pick it up for you, shriek, "THAT'S MINE"
4. Lick Gummy Bears and stick them to the walls.
5. Push all the buttons for each floor.
6. Whenever someone comes on, introduce yourself, give the person a nametag, and then introduce the newcomer to everyone else.
7. Start doing yoga.
8. Play with the emergency telephone.
9. When only one other person's on the elevator, fart and then try to pin it on the other person.
10. Rip a plushie toy's head off, and then when someone comes into the elevator, put on a police hat and tell them that there has been a murder and you would like to take them in for questioning.
11. Run back and forth banging into as many people possible, screaming that you're claustrophobic.
12. Spit ball the cieling so that little pieces of paper keep falling on people's heads.
13. Start a sing-along.
14. Ask people what floor they're going to, and then press every button but theirs.
15. Stare at someone coldly until they ask what is wrong, and then say that they're standing on your imaginary friend.
16. Blow bubbles.
17. Tell knock-knock jokes.
18. Shove a whole bag of pop-rocks in your mouth, and then stick out your tongue so that passengers can hear and see the action.
19. Put a welcome mat by the doors, and then demand that everyone wipe their feet before entering.
20. Pretend to have a conversation on your phone about if your ass looks fat, hang up, and then proceed to ask everyone else if your ass looks fat.
21. Stick stink bombs in people's shopping bags, but make sure that they don't go off until the person is off the elevator.
22. Bring a notepad, and scribble furiously while looking at other people. If they try to see what you're writing, pull away.
23. Give passengers coupons for a free ice cream, and then wink suggestively.
24. Leave a box between the doors so they can't close.
25. Make people sign in and out of the elevator on a sheet.
Which Angel Are You?
your the angel of illusion...you love being in one
place then in another in an instant...your a
mysterious person who no one really
understands...but your life is such a blast.
Which Angel Are You?
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Saturday, October 29, 2005
Yeah well as you know I am back...and have already had a fight with the perfeco members of my family...my "real" one...
Whilst away me and ariella went shopping after school and went into a shop with LOOOOOOOADS OF DUCKS! so me nd ariella obviously bought some.....now i have 5 ducks :D they came in packs of 4, 1 big 3 small for 10 shekel which is like...1.21 to be precise...in pounds but since the small fire my pound sign dont work...*chews duck's head* and i am NOT THAT BAD!!! a girl in ariella's class PINNED THE DUCK TO HER SHIRT! on the youth group trip (in israel - ariella's youth group) they give out stuff like badges and beads nd dat to put on this blue shirt which the youth group gave to everyone last year...and they gave one group ducks but the ducks ran out b4 our group so we didnt get them...neway like 10 ppl had ducks stuck on their shirts!!!! enough said me thinks...*begins to chew duck again*
Lorna I hope you dont mind but i stole the piccy of the shrew on rollerblades...would have asked but u have left us lot for ROOT camp u evil child!!! jkz...i left u for like a week ;)
Israel was great thankies for asking...last few days which haven't told v many ppl bout:
Wednesday we went shopping at the mall then went to the old city and saw the place where the cross was meant to be.
Thursday ariella and I went to ariella's school...had english which was strange - my convo with the teacher:
Teacher - so where are you from?
Gabi - london
Teacher - oh no wonder u had such a stinky accent!
as u can guess she hates ppl from london lol...then french, they were doing numbers...she kept leaving me out but i didn't really care...then history, taught by the headmaster...he said 'this lesson gna be in hebrew not english so yes' and that was the last thing i understood...then bible the teacher started talking bout marmite to me and he asked me odd questions like do any of my friends like it (i hope not - unless u wish ur name to be changed to mad freak then dont tell me if u do jkz) and translated it...VERY odd lesson...then school finished (1pm) and we went shopping...then went home and wen ariella's dad came back went out and ate pizza...
Friday stayed at home talking to orna on msn but then had powercut from mini flood...then went to airport and on the way saw SO MUCH smoke from a fire or bomb or sumthin cumin from the mountain it was really scary....still dont know what it was...yeah so at airport i had to pay another 50 pound (420 shekel) cos they cudnt find the recipt of mom paying for the escorty weird peep in london...but if i hadn't have payed i wud have missed the plane and not been upgraded!!! not to business class :'( but club world or sumthin odd like that...I COULDN'T TOUCH THE SEAT IN FRONT OF ME :D LOL
nehu enuf of the randomness i should be off...au revoir u lot...xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx p.s CUM BACK SOOOOON MOMMY!
Friday, October 21, 2005
10:37PM - randomness before i leave u...
i was bored cos i hav nooooooooo life lol jenni :P
FULL NAME? gabi s
AGE? ummm...why do u care?
HOUSE NUMBER? 52/15
ALLERGIES? cream (as in like whipped cream...ewww its so mank i glad i allergic!)
ARE YOU BODY CONFIDENT? no
ARE YOU PERSONALITY CONFIDENT AND DARING? ummm no?
ARE YOU A BIT MEAN SOMETIMES? NEVER! ;)
HAVE YOU EVER FELT SO HAPPY YOU WISHED YOU COULD LIVE FOREVER? once or twice
HAVE YOU EVER FELT SO SAD YOU WISHED YOU WOULD DIE? yes
DO YOU SUFFER FROM MOTION SICKNESS? yup its soooo annoying!
ARE YOU SCARED OF TRAVELLING BY PLANE? neine, why wud u be?
DO YOU LIKE BUGS AND CREEP CRAWLIES? ummm no
WHAT LABEL IS BETTER? BURBERRY OR QUICKSILVER? burberry...:S random ppl
COKE OR PEPSI? pepsi...
DO YOU SMOKE? nada
DO YOU DRINK? nada
CIGARETTES OR ACHOHOL? read up lazy ppl
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING NOW? :S why do u demented ppl care?
WHAT TIME DID YOU GET UP THIS MORNING? 5? 6? i dno...
WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO GO TO BED TONIGHT?
WHAT TIME DID YOU GO TO BED LAST NIGHT? ummm 3/4
DID YOU HAVE A NICE SNOOZE? snooze? wat r u on!!!
yesh well au revoir u lot, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx luv u all, 'twas nice to c u today jenni! LUV DA GLOVES ;) XXXXXXXXXX
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Jesus would You light my way
Jesus would You light my way
In every word, in every scene
To live for the one who died for me
What grace is this that saved my soul
My God, my God, I give it all
All I ever want is
All I ever need is You
I lay my life down at Your feet
Cause You're the only one I need
I turn to You and You are always there
In troubled times it's You I seek
I put You first that's all I need
I humble all I am all to You
You're the only one that I could live for
You're the only one that I could live for
You are always, always there
Every how and everywhere
Your grace abounds so deeply within me
You will never ever change
Yesterday today the same
Forever till forever meets no end
You are the Way the Truth and the Life
We live by faith and not by sight for You
We're living all for You
YAY SUCH GOOD SONGS! EVEN THO U DONT KNO HOW GOOD THEY R BY THE LYRICS THEY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX MA SOX! LOL
Hungry by Kathryn Scott...even tho u've already seen it on lorna's blog probli...
Hungry I come to You
For I know You satisfy
I am empty but I know
Your love does not run dry
So I wait for You
So I wait for You
I'm falling on my knees
Offering all my needs
Jesus You're all
This heart is living for
Broken I run to You
For Your arms are open wide
I am weary but I know Your touch
Restores my life
So I wait for You
So I wait for You
woooooooow my most random lj yet mayhap! well i HAD been doing a marathon listen-to-those-songs-athon but amelia came down and screamed shut up and u do NOT wana hear her scream, it actually did deafen sum1 *nodds* lol...luv u all, hav fun on da road trip sarah! will miss uuuuuu! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx but pleeeeeeeease dont call too early!
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Well I thought i should probably update this thing seeing as it might give u incentive (we learnt this in rs...GO ME!) to leave comments...
Day started with the rs test, me and greta had planned to use ink eradicators to change eachothers tests wen we got 1 rong but then i had to swap mine with emily, so i got bad marks..greta got full (me marking hers)...i ended up getting the worst in the class, dont really care tho, didnt expect anymore, like 1/3 of the words i had never heard of b4 lol!
At period 6 I deiceded hiking to chemistry would be a good idea...when we didnt have chemistry for another hour...and i already had to go to the art block which is in another building! well neway i did that and dr mk was giving me weird looks like why is she outside the classroom at the wrong time??? hahahah neway...
in art (once i got there) we were screenprinting onto fabric and mrs fiori was making a big thing that only year 10+ screen print so i was lucky...even my design looks cool on the fabric...lol, i am the only 1 to do it on fabric...and she made me do it for the first time as an example to the class...didn't go badly actually! one bit got overlapped but other than that it looks alright!
I have to delete this maybe...or go thru and delete some blogs...my space needs to be deleted as well, but i wont be able to use it 4 60days wen i delete it, so think i'll delete it wen we go back to skl and then 4 2months will only be updating this :'( lol! moo...is there anyway to delete all blogs etc? mmmm, i guess i have to just try....well on thursday i will staaaaaaaart and will delete all the blogs and stuff and start again...
WOW SARAH WON NETBALL 27-1!!! THAT MEANS THEY HAVE TO SCORE LIKE A GOAL A MINUTE! LOU A (amazing nice + sporty girl in ma class) SCORED 12 GOALS IN 10 MINUTES! WOOOOOW GO U! luv ya bbz!
ummmm i should leave nowish, got packing + hw to do...byes bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
luv u: mommy, jenni, sarah, kel, claudia, julia...wud say more but i think dats all that have the addy! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxbaby/bb/gabi/li
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
7:46PM - hahaha wat a hypocrite
me hasnt updated this with much sense for a while yet i am still bugging jenni *shakes head* silly silly hypocrotical me....dont ask if hypocrotical is a word but it sounds cool...lol
actually got nothing much to say
nlcs ppl are still annoying me bout food, GAH SONIA WANG SHUT UP I WILL EAT IF I EAT NOT WEN U HIT MY ARM AND NOT WEN U JUMP ON MY LEG SARAH AND NOT WEN MISS SCHON PULLS OUT MY EARRINGS AND MAKES IT INFECTED! GRRRRR! and MOST annoying thing is sonia dont care, she just following greta!!! SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SONIA!
*mumbles* homework to do....
eliza is lecturing me about saying lol....i say it cos i random not for a reason.....LOL (emphasise on the word, not my laughter)
nooooooothing good tomorrow, cant memba wat lessons but no tomorrow aint a good day, choir at very end of day...and sarah has lax at lunch so at least i wont be bothered on the eating side of things...but then again i have to stay with kel all lunch so cant sit in corner and cry...moo
maths is confusing me stupid 4 significant figures WHY DO I CARE WAT IT IS....grrrrrrrr
got nothing much interesting to say so shall be off, have another random blog b4 dis wich nobody commented on....:'( leave commeeeeeeeeents, lulalalalalalalal xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
yaaaaaaaaaaaaay canons follies was good, if a little random, NOTHING linked the sketches, and if anything attempted to it didn't work silly big 6...if ur at all interested read ma msn blog but it dont make much sense...mah u can cope, and yesh me waaaaaaaaaaant comments!!!!
imogen cam up behind me nd tickled my neck but i squirmed (well wat else was i mena do???) nd she grabbed my earrings and i said imo let go u got my earrings and she kept saying i wana change them i wana change them...grrrr i wana just slap them sometimes...like no i said no, stop tickling and asking me how my brother is when i cudnt care less!!!!! sry just needed to get that out...
yeah well sarah and raquel called alex tonight ON MY PHONE during the interval of canons follies...they went into our classroom after TAKING MY PHONE OFF ME and kel called and turned the volume up and said hi is dat alex, its me, he said yeah, who? she hung up.....ON MY PHONE, then for the rest of the interval she kept shouting gabi give me ur phone give me ur phone and i was getting kinda pissed off so i said if u dont shut up and stop snatching the phone I will call him and ask him to tell his girlfriend-to-be to shut up for a minute!!!! she said omg u wudnt dare, i said this is gabi u know? (joking but still angry) and she ignored me for like 5 minutes....and i'm sry but i did NOT wana go back to carphone warehouse again saying my friend smashed it, they kept dropping it on the floor and ppl wer like standing on it!!!! she needs to learn if u irritate ppl they WILL get angry and u lost the right a long time ago to be mad at them!!!! meh well she started talking to me again and i cudnt be bothered to fight cos i hate fighting so i just started talking again...still dont feel wonderful, well i was and now i'm not...mommy samantha is acting like its a competition of who is eating less!!!! grrrrr, its like EVERYTHING BAD that happens to me she copies and it really dont help me knowing that somebody thinx it will give her sympathy...mooo cant explain...
dno wat else to say....so shall depart to do french, german and chem hw....yesh i kno its 00:01 i dont care!!!!! luv u all lots n lots n lots xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Monday, October 10, 2005
ok, so cos u are all extremely interested in israel i gna write blog bout it *laughs evily at how bored ppl will be* mwa hahahhahahha...
ok, i go there on the saturday 22nd and my flight leaves at 8.40 and i get there at 14.40....the time diference is they are 2hrs in front btw...ummmm den the rest of that day i will probli stay at ariella's house for all of that day....then they have 4 days of a jewish holiday so she is off school, and then we can go shopping, bowling, swimming, nd do stuff like that with her friends. then on thursday i go to her school for the day, english for 1 hour, french for 2 hours, bible then hebrew...wich shud be good, but hebrew will not be very easy lol...ummmm we have been told that cos israel is a 'advised against visiting' country - so cant go to any famous places....but i wudnt really want to anyway, altho wud be cool to c stuff bout Jesus, meh...i have no idea wat else to say so i think i might go and eat lunch (i have had dinner everyday since sat, lunch today, BREAKFAST WICH I NEVER HAV TODAY! GO ME!) or i'll probli stay online and talk to naama - a girl i recently met dat lives in israel and is airella's friend! :D luv u all lots n lots n lots, ty for cheering me up last night bb i so happy now :D xxxxxxxxxx
edit 1: wow! schools in israel start at 7.45 and end at 1 or 2pm!!!! but then again they go to school on sundays and only have saturday off...meh, luv u all lots n lots xxxxxxxxxx
Saturday, October 8, 2005
mmmmm, so mom put phone into washing machine YESH NICE NEW PINK ONE! GAH! but at least this time it was insured...so maybe going to hampstead to get same one....grrrrrr and i have to add ALL the numbers again, but yesh still have the 07738293949 number, cos the sim card worx...meh.....yesh u can still txt me bb, i put the sim card in me mom's phone :D yaaaaaaaay i have photooooooooos from walton! go me! :D ooooooooer sarah is getting really mad lol! better change my dp.....lol....changed to kel n greta awwwww, oh well, better be off to catch my cod that i'm eating with my fingers and now my fingers feel gross ewwwwwww good night! xxxxxxxxxx
Sunday, October 2, 2005
HMPH! UR MY MOMMY NOT SILLY YEAR 1s AND YEAR 2s!!!!! MYEH! I SHALL C U AT 7PM (i can DEFINATELY cum! yay!) MISS AIREY -------- luv ya mummy bb!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY LORNA SEZ THERE IS A NEW SHOP IN MUSWELL HILLLLLLLL! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
NEW PHONE IS CONFUUUUUUUSING ME ALMOST AS MUCH AS MRS RUFFLE (french teacher) DOES! AND YESH THAT IS A LOT!
yaaaaaaaay i WILL remember ipod sock!!! WILL remember WILL NOT forget....WILL find it and retrieve it from amelia's room....Did you know tis World Mental Health Day on the 10th october???? well now you do...
WAAAAAAH MSN IS BROKEN AND WONT LET ME SIGN ON :'( I WANA TALK TO MY BB!!! :'( luv u alls! xxxxxx
p.s i leaving cos i angry with msn, not cos i finished so leave comments and epect a new blog soon!
1:26AM - German Trip
YAY WE GOT OUR GERMAN LETTER! i shall now type it up for those ov u interested on y i am leaving u to speak a language i am awful at for a week in a country i've never been to!
The Rhine Valley is an extremely piteresque region, famous for its castles and legends and charming villages. There will be excursions to Heidelberg Castle, Reichsberg Castle in Chochem, a river trip and Phantasialand, a theme park. In the evening, there is the option to go bowling, to an ice-cream cafe and on the last night the hotel will organise a disco.
The trip will take place from sunday 2nd April (WAH NO CHURCH!), leaving school at 5:15am (WAT?!?!?! I CANT BE AT SKL THEN, I'D HAV 2 LEAVE HERE AT 4AM, WAKE UP AT 3!!!! WICH IS WEN I SLEEP!) and returning on FRiday 8th April by 19:00. Travel will be by coach and ferry.....
The rest is just bout visa's and passports and stuff....
Yesh, so now claudia and Jenni are online yay......Jenni might go soon tho cos her parents being parenty....hahahaha well i will be on all night and at 3am if anybody else is on i might be hyper cos NEW PHONE NEW PHONE will have charged and stuff by then!!!!
luv u all so so sooooooooooooooo much mwah! xxxxxxxxxxx
Friday, September 30, 2005
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ty granny bb! i have to write a history essay bout that - and i know he was both, but she sez we need to write a definate yes or no answer.....it SOUNDS like he is protestant - but to keep england happy he pretends to be catholic ----- wat with burning the 3 protestants and dat....
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bb's mom hu i hav never met b4 but hav seen from a black car with tinted (i duno how 2 spell or wat the actual word is but u get wat i mean...)windows worx at church and i might cum c u afta skl!!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaay i wana get sarah to cum!!!!! hahahaha i wana bring odd ppl and watch them get freaked out by u!!! lolz....
wow samantha is being very nice. Actually she isnt TOO bad when she isnt lying - she is quite nice sometimes......well she might not be, but she is very nice to me recently and hasnt lied so i'm gna b as happy as possible whilst she still is....btw i apologise (for samantha cos she probli wont) about her being mean on ur blog sis. wooow eliza wont be at church for a month! she has baptism classes....u have baptism classes???? how odd....myeh....but her baptism is in 2 weeks, so y she is having dem for a month confuses me.....:S :S :S
i'm so bored and i think i have 2 go do my history soon.....:'( Why is nobody online?!?!?!?! sarah is, but tis not talking, ariella is 'away' and all other online contacts are blocked! and listen up old grannys if u wana stay unblocked CUM ONLINEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
luv u all so so so so so soooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!! MWAH! xxxxxxxxxxx
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
hahahahaha Walton today: At first we had to ask ppl if they wer tourist or resident and sum oda tedious (thanx julia - means boring lorna) questions. i did 7, then got bored so went to tescos and bought celebrations, did 1 more crazy dude in tescos then went nd bought fish nd chips....:D and they wer reeeeeeeeeeeeli good, so that was my lunch today...Then after lunch we went to the cliffs and wer mena b writing sstuff but i didnt....We were meant to rub a LITTLE bit ov rock onto the paper but i got very enthuisiastic and my paper turned orange - yes orange ask julia or sarah....And finally we had to look for sharks teeth, wich no nlcs girl had ever found b4, habs boys pretended they got one every year tho.....and that was basically all interesting stuff on trip....tried running off but clara stopped me.
Then on coach back to skl had another pa with uselss mr flynn standing there mouth open watching SARAH A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL help me breathe! Then we got skl nd mrs ruffle, miss newsome and that other evil swimming teacher i duno name ov helped a bit i gess. den they called julia's house, den sarah and miss newsome called julia mobile a few times...ummmm den i was better and i went on late coach and sat next to julia.....me nd her kept getting weird txts frm sarah who was scared ov julia's friend sarah was sitting next to! and yes WE WER ON THE SAME COACH YET STILL TXTN EACHOTHER! lol sis.
ahhhhhh sarah is angry at me wat a suprise...."an y wud u care? evyrtin I say is jus stupid or unhelpful
d i bother making up with liza??? ok talking to her sorry....gah i know i shudnt have but i just tld her 2 shut up and stop lying. well she needs somebody to tell her! man i have messed this up big time....maybe she will listen...no hu am i kidding its not gna happen....grrr WHY AM I SO STUPID?!?!?!
ooooooooooooooo so now eliza dont hate me! wow! did eliza just apologise?!?!?! i said look if u ever realise u have to own up we wud still all forgive you.....she sed i'm sorry. wow! oooo maybe she means for being irritatin......gah i have no idea....
scary news: i think julia gave imo schon her nits.....cz imo looks like she has them, wich is bad cos i sit with imo and she like...well ne1 hu knows imo knows if she dus hav dem i will probli hav dem da day after :'( oh well....i will 'avoid' imo as much as possible....tho it wont work myeh...dont cum near me if i look grumpy! wait i nerli always grumpy! ok, well dont cum near me....
also my arm has been temporarily tatooed (lol 8L forgotten wich ov u i gave dis too but still)....all ov 8L and 2 ppl (anna + rix) frm 8n have signed my arm. no i dont have a cast. nitty just started signing my arm and now i have signatures all up ma arm....but wen gabi p was signing it mr flynn (i actually dont know his name, i just using flynn cos reminds me ov da flintstones)said 'if ur giving somebody temporary tatoos please wait til i am finished...i dislike him....oh well i shud probli go nowish..Nobody is online an csi MIGHT be on but probably not...Nighty night all...pleeeeeeeeease leave comments i enjoy reading dem. au revoir xxxxx
Monday, September 26, 2005
grrrrr. i feel useless. maybe skl 2moro will change that. oh well. fed up. cant feel anything and cannot sit up propli. cant stand without falling over or shaking uncontrollably...
Well this is my new copy off Jenni...yes original i know...
Hmmmm this is reli confusing me, i have no idea once i quit this how on earth i get back on!!!!
Booooored to death wich is y i sound so strange. My throat feels like an ape, or maybe a wolf - unnecessarily mean or _____
Not making much sense atm, my back is killing and i believe sarah and rest o 8L have been planning sum welcome back thing - at sarah's house priya said i finished gabi's poster, but sarah thinx i didnt see so i shant be mentioning that.
Alright well nobody knows this addy so i'm gna email u lot it, and au revoir i guess. p.s sry 2 copy u jenni.